TMS 2047: This Stream Does Not Exist

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2021

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

The Scott always lands butter-side down. I knew Via Getty and you sir are no Via Getty. I Don't Like Rioter Peeeeeeeeeeee! Stifler's Mom's Son. Wood You Like To Build a Satellite? America Is Funny Around The Edges. A Pair Of Undie-Bundies. Use a coaster on my satellite. Hit Them in the Shinto. Tossed salad and rubbed in butter. Does Your Johnson Spark Joy? Yo Quiero Peewee Hermano. Membrane Of Familiarity. All that space junk in Earth's trunk. Therapy Thursday with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:18.1	Coming up on TMS, the Scott always lands butter side down.
0:22.4	I knew via Getty and you, sir, are no Via Getty.
0:25.7	I don't like Riot or P!
0:28.8	Stiffler's mom's son.
0:30.5	Wood?
0:31.2	You like to build a satellite?
0:33.0	America is funny around the edges.
0:35.0	A pair of undibundies.
0:37.0	That looked like Uncle, didn't it?
0:39.0	Uncle Bundies.
0:40.0	Uncle Bundies.
0:41.0	Hey, use a coaster on my satellite.
0:43.6	Hit them in the Shinto.
0:44.9	Toss salad and rubbed in butter.
0:47.8	Does your Johnson spark joy?
0:49.7	I want a piwi her mano.
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