TMS 2046: Stimulus Pizza

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2021

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Ask Your Doctor If Complainatol Is Right For You. No Pennytration. I Don't Like Beeeeeeeeeee Storieeeeeees. Have you tried nothing? Keep it in the Cow, Where it Belongs! Technically, Commander Worf Is A Ruminant! Well what did ya know? I thought it was all Farts. Every Pizza Is A Personal Pizza. Goat of Dooty. MMFR: Mad Max: Fargo Road? Paying the Johnny Utah price. The Legend of Banjo's Chocolate. You Could Cut Around The White Chalkey Part. Tom's Tech Time! Recommentals! Huzzah! and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:18.3	Coming up on TMS, ask your doctor if Complain at Hall is right for you. No penetration. I don't like bee stories. Have you tried nothing? Keep it in the cow. Where it belongs. Technically, Commander Wharf is a ruminant.
0:33.0	Well, what did you know?
0:35.0	I thought it was all farts.
0:37.0	Every pizza is a personal pizza.
0:39.0	Goat of duty.
0:40.0	Mad Max Fargo Road.
0:42.0	Paying the Johnny Utah price.
0:44.0	The legend of Banjo's chocolate.
0:46.0	You could cut around the white chalky part.
0:48.0	Tom's Tech Time.
0:49.0	Recommendals, Hazah, and more on this episode of the morning stream.
0:53.1	I need you to keep on the dodge and sidle up the lollie lob pass them hornheads.
0:57.8	Just hooten and hollering to score off them rustlers.
1:01.3	We'll cut dirt and get the balls on them yes we are just taking a nice
1:05.4	shit together The Morning's Dream, the next best thing since sliced bread. Bread.
1:27.0	Good morning, everybody. Welcome back to TMS.
1:29.0	It is Wednesday, January 6, 2021.
1:31.0	I'm Scott Johnson.
1:32.0	He's Brian Hibbit. Good morning Brian Ibit.
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