Tip Anxiety

Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Parenting, Kids & Family, Volume, Sxm, Morning Mash Up, After Mash

5 • 873 Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

In this episode of Have Kids, They Said, Rich and Nicole spiral into the realities of aging — from desperate anti-wrinkle measures to making a blood pact never to become tech-illiterate dinosaurs. They take on tip anxiety in the modern age, celebrate National Mascot Day with exactly the right amount of enthusiasm (eh), and rally hard against the evils of voice-to-text. Rich gets preemptively heartbroken over his kids' future breakups, Nicole has a Bethos™ moment so big it deserves its own mascot, and parents everywhere get called out as the real source of teen angst. Also? Rich nearly goes full Sandlot Dad during a baseball drama. Listen now — and don’t forget to follow, rate, and share with your fellow mascots in meltdown.

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0:00.0	Another day, another sewed, another time to move your children away from you because this is not appropriate for them.
0:08.7	I think you're going to love this one.
0:10.6	There's a lot of laughs, a lot of inappropriateness, but hey, again, don't listen with your kids.
0:15.9	You have been warned.
0:17.3	Let's go.
0:19.2	What's your name?
0:20.3	Who am I? Who am I? Who am I? What are you? warned let's go what's your name oh my
0:21.6	daddy ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
0:29.6	jee on the fucking dishes I don't know what to do.
0:44.2	I love how you come to every episode.
0:47.2	Frazzled as fuck.
0:48.5	I'm not that frazzled right now.
0:50.3	Well, I'm just frazzled.
0:51.1	So you know we were talking,
0:52.1	we've been talking about NAD.
1:11.1	Right? Yeah. The treatment, the fountain of youth. Yeah. Well, I'm just, so you know we were talking, we've been talking about NAD, right? But there was like this like squeeze like jelly thing that you can like like it's like a packet.
1:14.2	You can suck it out and it's got the NAD and like all these other amazing things in it for you.
1:15.3	So I ordered it.
1:17.5	It's the flavor's watermelon lime.
1:19.5	Why did you just put it with peanut butter on a sandwich?
1:21.6	Because it does not taste like jelly.
1:23.3	It is vile.
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