On this week’s Have Kids, They Said, Rich recaps his CRC shenanigans in Vegas while Nicole lives out his Broadway dreams—and Nicole's Barry’s booty camp near disaster. Emmy’s dance recital was peak chaos, and somewhere in there, Nicole makes a graceful pivot... to lube. Parker pops in just long enough to school us on this summer’s hottest slang, then it’s back to Rich and Nicole for a neuro-hack to squash sibling squabbles, getting sick on vacation, and the TFIWK segment where they unpack Mother’s/Father’s Day expectations and a listener’s birthday bust. Hit play, stay sane, and blame the kids later.