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Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.

I'm your host Heather McMahon.

Hey, Tinder friends, ferrets, Barnyard animals, and well-macoal cats and kittens

at your girl Heather McMahon. Welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast.

What a doozy. What a wild friggin week, month, year, 2020. We're not even halfway through.

You know, where the fuck are we in the universe in God's plan? Who the fuck knows?

All I'm saying is fuck a lup. It's getting rowdy. How are you all doing? I'm just gonna get into

what's going on right now, which is we got an upswing in the COVID cases. You know, I don't know.

There's, you know, the young people finally got pissed off and they're breaking out,

and they're out there making out in bars and, you know, eating out of the same pimento cheese dip,

just spreading the germs. I don't know what we're supposed to do. Everyone in Europe seems to be

traveling. No one knows the answer. I'm a head on amazing cardiologist. Believe she's a specialist

in COVID, she reached out to me. I'm a trainer on the podcast because I've got to talk to a medical

professional. I got friends who are like plastic surgeons or at the pedic surgeons, chiropractors.

No, I ain't no shade of chiropractors. You know, I fucking loved to get adjusted. If I'm having a bad

day, get a swift just crack to the old L5 L6 Lumbar vertebrae, I'm like a new woman. Do chiropractors

know what's going on? They don't. They sure don't. Again, no, hey, no, Shay, I love you, but I think

maybe it would be better. It's like bringing on like a podiatrist to talk about the lungs. I'm going

to try and get a cardiologist on here. You're going to hopefully, you know, maybe that's what we do.

Send in some of your questions. If you have some just like, and even if they're like, do's or don't,

if you want to call into the hotline for next week and you're like, listen, I saw this. Is this

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