Tin Foil Hat Time!!
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.6 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 24 April 2020
⏱️ 98 minutes
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Summary
Put on your Tin Foil Hat, it's about to get weird...or is it? ...Dun, dun, dunnnn. Titus, Bombshell, and The Highlander talk conspiracy theories, COVID reopenings and other fringe ideas.
Titus Podcast... because the world is clown show.
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| 0:00.0 | Everybody's really gentle Johnson for the Titus podcast. |
| 0:11.5 | Today brought to you by Harris Raisis. |
| 0:13.2 | It's Harris. |
| 0:14.2 | .com, 4.6 Titus. |
| 0:15.3 | And now, with the Armageddon Update, Christopher Titus, do it. |
| 0:22.7 | I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update. |
| 0:25.3 | Ha-ha, lockdown, week six. |
| 0:26.6 | And today I need to put on your tinfoil hats because it's about to get weird. |
| 0:30.4 | Now, I've heard a lot of conspiracies about the 19 that the 19 was caused by China |
| 0:34.8 | and the new 5G cell phone network. |
| 0:41.3 | So you get unlimited minutes, better coverage, and you get to meet Jesus. Or it was caused by a bat, which means this Halloween I can't make my bat lasagna. |
| 0:45.3 | Damn it! |
| 0:46.3 | On top of that, if 5G is so awesome, why did 21 million Chinese cancel their cell phones between January and March? |
| 0:53.3 | They either died or waiting for the new |
| 0:55.0 | iPhone 12 with X-ray vision. So if this killed 21 million in China, wash your damn hands. |
| 1:02.4 | So if it killed that many in China, why aren't we pulling out all the stops and ordering PPE |
| 1:06.8 | and making ventilators to fight this COVID-Nazi? Because Trump and Putin are working together, tinfoil hat, huh? |
| 1:13.6 | The only way to figure out why something happens is to see who wins and you can look |
| 1:18.8 | it up that Trump started doing business with Russia in 1987. |
| 1:22.4 | Ha! |
| 1:22.8 | He has also visited Russia almost as much as he golfs last February. Trump has 30 years of ties to Russia. |
| 1:30.7 | He had actually promised Putin a $50 million apartment at the Trump Tower, Russia they were building. |
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