You everybody, welcome to Tadish podcast. Today sponsored by Fields CBCZ Oil. That's right, Fields. You want to feel good? Oh, go to Fields.com. And now, with the Armageddon update, Christopher Titus.

I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update.

You know what? Let's open up the country, bro. We hit the peak. I'm so in. Let's go to the beach.

Touch all the surfaces. Pick your nose and eat it, boys, because the COVID is over.

Ha ha! You know, it's good to see the people with the courage in Michigan try to fight

a microscopic disease with bullets.

These guys weapon up to fight to 19 because ain't no virus going to be to AR-15.

And I want you guys to know something.

Bullets are not a vaccine except against human beings and women letting you sleep with

them. Listen, this is not the flu people. And to all you Einstein's out there who think it's

going to be like the flu, you know, like you're going to sleep for days, get down to your high school

weight, you know, without working out because all that high intensity puking, then you're

going to feel like a million bucks? Well, I want you to know something. The 19 ain't it. Here's what

we're finding out. Now, flu kills between 30 and 60,000 in America in 18 months. The 19 has killed

65,000 in eight weeks, 40,000 in the last two weeks. So let's say we open up the country from strip clubs to go car tracks.

And by this time next year, they estimate over 700,000 deaths.

And like you, I think, you know what?

What, that's like 1% of the population, not even.

Okay, as long as it's not me or anybody I know, we're good.

Other estimates say that if we open nightclubs and comedy clubs,

malls, and everything else, we kill 1.5 million in a year. So you pick a relative or two

and let them know that you're going to the club, to live your life, and then give them a discount

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