Heroes!

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Comedy, Performing Arts, Arts

4.6 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2020

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Titus, Bombshell, and the Highlander's frustration finally boils over, and we try to figure out...WHY?? We salute the heroes that are keeping the world moving. Bombshell expounds on everybody's touchstone, Grandma Jean.

Titus Podcast... because the world is a clown show.

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0:00.0	Everybody, this is Dennis from the Titus podcast.
0:10.7	That's right.
0:11.0	Today brought to you by Liquid Ivy.
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0:21.6	And now, it's the Armageddon Update, Christopher Titus.
0:25.6	I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update.
0:31.6	Welcome and welcome to America and the world.
0:33.6	How you guys doing?
0:34.6	Now, I'm not talking to anybody today who has a brochure to buy a new yacht or a car with reclining rear seats that have butt massages.
0:41.3	I'm talking to heroes today.
0:43.3	Not the middle managers, investment bankers, consultants, billionaires, millionaires, stock traders, or anyone that looks like this douche-bucket.
0:50.3	And has a wife that looks like this.
0:53.3	Yeah, bro, if you didn't have that complimentary
0:55.6	soft filter of cash she's looking at you through, you couldn't pull that. With enough money,
1:01.1	Danny DeVito looks like Brad Pitt. Apologies to Danny DeVito. I personally think you are cute
1:07.1	as a button and do not know why you weren't the head umpalumpa in that last willie
1:12.0	wonka in the chocolate factory movie anyway those who have money and do squat for the rest of us
1:18.5	seem to be treated so much better than those who do so much more i mean kiley jenner just
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