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Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Time Cube with Xavier Rotnofsky

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

41.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2019

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Time Cube! What is it, what does it mean, and why are we talking about it? All these questions and more will be sort of answered in this brain-bending episode. America's sweetheart Xavier Rotnofsky stopped by to explain the controversial theories of one Gene Ray, discoverer of cubic time. Along the way we discuss Marshmallow Time, Mama Buttons, burritos vs tacos vs linear perceptions of time, and Xavier's problems with caffeine. May Jesus, Einstein, Socrates, and the Clintons bless your week.

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0:00.0

The Now I'm self-conscious, no I'm just kidding. I've never been I've never been

0:20.5

self-conscious in my life. Wow, bottle that stuff up.

0:26.0

Do you think you would be self-conscious

0:29.0

if you peed your pants right now?

0:35.0

Probably, yeah.

0:37.0

No, I'm not into peen and the other people not knowing.

0:41.0

But yeah, I would be embarrassed okay yeah well that's your

0:46.8

extreme yeah yeah but I don't foresee anybody peeing tonight crumb

0:54.3

Trying to remember the last time I pissed my pants and I think it was a when was that? It was probably when I was a kid

1:01.9

Someone asked me this recently and I realized like,

1:04.2

I haven't peed my pants as an adult.

1:05.8

I've shit my pants more than I've pissed my pants.

1:08.0

What is going on?

1:10.3

I have like a, I just am very sensitive to caffeine. I shouldn't drink. I shouldn't drink well yeah I shouldn't drink as much coffee as I do.

1:18.9

I feel like any coffee is a lot if you have a pan sh shooting problem. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:24.0

Well, here's just shitting your pants.

1:27.1

Our guest today.

1:29.4

Oh, okay.

1:31.4

That's a great introduction. Thank you so Mo. You said you didn't know how you wanted to be introduced.

1:35.9

Actually, yeah, introduced me is the pants shitter.

1:38.1

Yeah, well unintentional. It's not. It's not a kink of mine. I'm ashamed when it happens.

1:46.1

Good and that's the right way to be and that's how society moves forward.

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