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Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lady Gaga Is A Murderer with Joan Ford

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

41.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2019

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

There's A Million Reasons why Lady Gaga is a hugely famous pop star. Her talent and hard work have brought her to The Edge Of Glory and beyond. But could she also have made a deal with the Illuminati to murder Lou Reed and rising star Lina Morgana??? Writer and comedian Joan Ford thinks Lady Gaga's nice girl act is a Perfect Illusion, and that she's a Shallow, Satan-worshipping, cult-loving murderer. Call the Paparazzi and slap on your Poker Face, because this episode is a Monster.

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0:00.0

The Oh, hell yeah. Have you had that for a long time? I've had it for like God like almost 20 years.

0:24.0

Was that like I'm 17 and you can't tell me I'm just like.

0:27.0

Almost it was I was I think I was like 19 I was in no 18 I was 18 I was in no 18 I was in I was in I was in Boston I was going to school in Boston at a time

0:39.8

when tattoos were like getting a tattoo is like still illegal.

0:44.3

Illegal? Yeah like like Massachusetts like like Massachusetts like

0:47.7

Massachusetts like it was and is still a very like Puritan like you know,

0:53.0

state, like, you know, state.

0:54.4

So like, tattoos are illegal up until like something like 2001 or 2002.

1:00.2

That's very funny.

1:01.4

Yes.

1:02.4

And so like, but I was in college the year that it like,

1:05.0

that it became legal and like all of a sudden all these like

1:09.0

fly-by-night like tattoo parlors opened up everywhere and everybody in college is just like

1:13.6

let's go yeah we're just going to get tattoos we can do it's like it's like it used to be

1:17.8

this like right of passage for everyone to like okay we're going to New Hampshire to

1:20.6

get tattoos if you were in a frat of sorority you take like a weekend trip to to

1:25.4

New Hampshire to get a like the tattoo.

1:29.2

She's gonna get tattoo. Exactly. But now it's like now but it it was just like, the fact that like every, it was like we couldn't and just all of a sudden everyone could was like,

1:37.0

yeah, whatever I mean, everyone's got, everything out of the two.

1:40.0

And I... Was it like you'd always wanted Buzz Lightyear?

1:42.8

Or was it like, I got it, something?

1:45.2

I guess I always wanted, like a big Disney, big Pixar fan.

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