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Rude Tales of Magic

Tim Platt's YULETIDE KOMBAT FAMILY Holiday Special

Rude Tales of Magic

Bucket of Milk

Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2021

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Tis the season…yeah the season to FIGHT! Tim Platt runs a made up game of YULETIDE KOMBAT FAMILY for Ali, Branson, Carly, Chris, Joe, and Taylor! Featuring music from Steve Desiena. Produced by Tim Platt. Happy Holidays from all of us here are Rude Tales! See you next year ;)

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0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast. Winter, spring, spring, summer, fall.

0:23.0

fall.

0:25.0

fall.

0:26.0

That's interesting.

0:28.0

the word fall.

0:29.0

It's kind of misleading isn't it?

0:31.0

Doesn't quite paint the full picture. If we're talking about

0:34.1

seasons fall makes things sound so dower so dismal when it's really a season of

0:38.2

color and warmth. And if we're talking about Lucifer falling from heaven

0:42.0

which is what we're talking about The word fall makes it sound like he didn't have time to pack, which he did.

0:47.6

Unlike my mom's label for most protagonists whenever we watch a comedy, Lucifer isn't stupid.

0:58.2

He knew anything he took from heaven would distort upon first impact with hell.

1:06.0

So he packed temperance, knowing full well he'd be unpacking a firm hunky gluttony.

1:11.0

He packed chastity and licked his lips in expectation of lust. a And so forth until he got the one half of the rest of the virtues.

1:27.0

And so on and so forth until he got the one heavenly item, he strangely was not eager to see inverted,

1:38.8

the Christmas Spirit.

1:40.4

Lucifer wrapped the Christmas Spirit in heavenly clouds and placed it in it. Christmas. When Lucifer was fully unpacked in hell,

1:55.0

which ended up being about two months after the move itself,

1:59.0

that's just a little relatable irreverence

2:01.0

for those listeners who aren't pleased by an extended riff on the adversary.

2:05.1

Anyway,

2:06.8

Lucifer was all moved in. He told his wife Pandora's same one.

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