Crossroads
Rude Tales of Magic
Bucket of Milk
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 4 December 2021
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Content Warning: gore, bodies, pebis
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| 0:00.0 | This is a HeadGum podcast. |
| 0:04.0 | Ah, there you are, traveler. |
| 0:07.0 | Come inside, hang up your coat, put your feet by the fire, and I shall |
| 0:19.6 | bring you what you so desperately see. |
| 0:23.0 | Rood Tales of Magic. |
| 0:27.0 | Welcome back to Rude Tales of Magic. It's been some hours now and our heroes travel by |
| 0:37.5 | cart up the pleasant Cordelia Pastoral. The kind of place where fresh pies wait on window sills, for disobedient boys to snatch, |
| 0:47.0 | and where bedtimes are a child's biggest worry. |
| 0:50.1 | You won't have to look far to see an older couple tending to their modest cabbage and carrot farms as they enjoy what's left of their August years. |
| 0:58.0 | Children trick each other into painting large fences white and teachers enjoy their single apples in single-room schoolhouses. |
| 1:07.0 | A good place to raise a family far from the hustle and bustle of big city worries. |
| 1:12.0 | The road hugs the river and is just |
| 1:14.7 | wide enough for two carts. Our camera lazily zooms in. |
| 1:21.0 | Who do we see driving this thing? |
| 1:24.0 | We see Albie holding one side of the rain, one side of the rains for the gray horse. |
| 1:29.0 | And next to her we see stir-fry holding the other rains for the single horse. |
| 1:32.0 | They are, they are driving this cart. he's |
| 1:33.0 | he's free holding the other reins for the single horse. They are they are driving this cart. |
| 1:34.4 | At top the cart, uh, uh, flip cup sits. He is perched on top of it and he is uh, |
| 1:40.3 | he's on lookout duty. He's looking around seeing all that he can see and no this bear owl will not shut the fuck up but all you here is |
| 1:51.6 | Around flip cup, |
| 1:54.4 | flip cup, bellow is painting the exterior of the cart as it moves along. |
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