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Rude Tales of Magic

Hell and Back

Rude Tales of Magic

Bucket of Milk

Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2022

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

It's a reunion in the Cordelian Pastoral, and everyone's invited. Dead or alive. So nice to reconnect with old friends, isn't it?

EDITOR'S NOTE: We're gonna take the next few weeks off to record and produce our next batch of episodes! The first of which, you'll be hearing on February 23rd. Is that too long to go without a little Flipcup and Stirfry in your headholes? Join us on the patreon, then! We'll be juicing some bone cone (bonus content) over there, mos def. Kisses ;)

Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! for helping with the edit for this week's ep. Fingers crossed you'll be hearing more from Sam soon.

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This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a HeadGum podcast. You are a traveler. Come inside, hang up your couch, put your feet by the fire, and I shall bring

0:20.0

you what you so desperately see.

0:24.0

Rood Tales of Magic.

0:32.0

Welcome back to Roo Tales of Magic.

0:34.4

When we last left off, our heroes hotly pursued by witch hunters

0:39.6

had their bodies and minds, swapped by Peabas, the baby bird demon.

0:45.1

They narrowly escaped with each other's lives and made it into a small town where they were

0:50.2

greeted by an old friend.

0:53.0

Jacques Avaudoir.

0:55.0

Ah yes, my friends, welcome, welcome.

0:57.3

I see you I traveled far, and I must say I am surprised that we have met up again,

1:02.1

but I guess I say to you welcome to hell.

1:05.0

How did you get out of Rules Haven?

1:07.0

My friend I merely escaped. I ran away.

1:10.0

You see the Rousheaven liberation Army, we fought our way out.

1:14.0

There are many of witch hunter, but they were so distracted with the social call, you see.

1:18.0

Many of us were able to escape and we split up, we parted ways.

1:22.0

But, Monsieur Avaudoir, Avaudoir.

1:25.0

Avaudoir.

1:26.0

Yes, we, you seem so urbane.

1:30.0

How find you in this small village?

1:32.0

Well, simply traveled northwest, you see.

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