Til Death Do Us Blart 2020
Til Death Do Us Blart
Justin, Griffin, Travis, Guy, Tim
5.0 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 26 November 2020
⏱️ 98 minutes
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Summary
Well pals, it's that time of year again. American Thanksgiving. This year, we're mixing things up with a Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 commentary track designed to be synced with the film. Yes, you read that right, we're ACTIVELY incentivizing the watching of this film.
Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello everyone and welcome to Tim Bats introduction to the Beth Lewis Blark. Take it away, Tim Bats. |
| 0:20.6 | Hi everybody, we thought we'd do something special this year because it's been a challenging time |
| 0:25.0 | for one and all. So welcome to the first official McElroy West idea of all time crossover |
| 0:31.6 | Paul Blark, Mall Cop 2, Directors Commentary. Please start your edition of Paul Blark, Mall Cop 2, |
| 0:39.0 | and 3, 2, 1, GO. Hi guys, how are you going? Pretty good. Strange, strange times. I feel |
| 0:49.6 | like we haven't talked any year, but strange times when you're strange. Strange times. Strange. Yeah, I would |
| 0:54.9 | find these times the word I would use to describe these times is actually unprecedented. |
| 1:03.0 | That's the word that immediately springs to mind for me. |
| 1:08.4 | You're great, you're okay, but yeah, yeah, I'm doing great. I mean, I cannot find a precedent, |
| 1:14.6 | but I'm doing really well. Okay, okay, can I just say this will be my second time today watching |
| 1:21.9 | Paul Blark, Mall Cop 2. Why would you do that? It was a welcome to friend, an old friend come |
| 1:29.7 | to visit me. Jesus Christ. And I don't know if it's because I've been so lonely since March, |
| 1:37.3 | but just seeing my old friend Paul come down the road in his segue, made me chuckle and smile, |
| 1:44.4 | some of the groaners that maybe perhaps in past years I would have shaken my head at in anger. |
| 1:50.5 | This time I shook my head at them as one of my old friend recounting mistakes passed. |
| 1:56.8 | Oh, Paul, I'd say you silly goose. So I don't know why our special treat to the listeners was we |
| 2:06.4 | make their enjoyment of this show dependent on watching the film Paul Blark, Mall Cop 2. |
| 2:11.2 | It's something that we have stridently preached again. There's probably plenty of people who |
| 2:17.9 | will listen to this without watching the movie. And those people are foaming at the mouth lunatics. |
| 2:23.8 | Well, we are, we're a few minutes in now and have not referenced the action on the screen whatsoever. |
| 2:28.7 | So maybe they ain't going to miss that much. And yet it unspulls itself regardless. |
| 2:33.7 | Basically, there's one fleeting reference to Paul Blark, Mall Cop 1, which I didn't remember |
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