Bonus Episode: Origins
Til Death Do Us Blart
Justin, Griffin, Travis, Guy, Tim
5.0 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 28 April 2020
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
When the world cried out for a distraction, five dumb heroes answered the call. For one time only, Til Death Do Us Blart goes where it has never gone before: the beginning of it all.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to this emergency broadcast of Till Death Do Us Blat, a podcast that will last |
| 0:12.3 | for all time where five men bestow onto the next generation the responsibility of watching |
| 0:20.0 | Paul Blat Mall Cop 2. |
| 0:21.9 | We are in unprecedented times which means we have taken unprecedented action and watched |
| 0:26.7 | Paul Blat Mall Cop 1 outside of American Thanksgiving. |
| 0:30.6 | My name is Tim Bett, gentlemen, please introduce yourselves Eldest First. |
| 0:35.0 | I tell you said Elvis for a second. |
| 0:37.5 | My name is Justin Elvis McElroy and I am the oldest of the McElroy Brothers. |
| 0:43.5 | My name is Travis Patrick McElroy and I am the middleist of the McElroy Brothers. |
| 0:49.1 | Guy, how the fuck in all of you? |
| 0:51.1 | 31? |
| 0:52.1 | Yeah, then it's really? |
| 0:54.3 | How do you think I am? |
| 0:55.6 | I thought you were all, it's maybe the most. |
| 0:57.6 | I thought you were all. |
| 0:58.9 | I thought you were somewhat older than me. |
| 1:01.9 | I just tried 33 and my name is Griffin McElroy. |
| 1:04.9 | One, I'm two years closer to death than Guy Montgomery who's about to introduce himself. |
| 1:08.8 | No, no, no. |
| 1:09.8 | There's no fucking way that that's accurate. |
| 1:11.8 | You know, and you did not go with this. |
| 1:13.4 | It's interesting Griffin. |
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