Til Death Do Us Blart 2021
Til Death Do Us Blart
Justin, Griffin, Travis, Guy, Tim
5.0 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 25 November 2021
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
Your fab five are back with their latest edition of the eternal podcast: Til Death Do Us Blart. Justin has enjoyed PBMC2 in an exciting new way this year, while Tim ponders the archival nature of the project. Griffin is soothed by the comedy stylings of Gary Valentine and Ana Gasteyer and Travis believes Kevin James will do anything to feel cool. Meanwhile, Guy pulls back the curtain on how nice it feels to faint.
Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery
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| 0:00.0 | Who? |
| 0:12.3 | Welcome home. Welcome everyone to tell death to us Bart 2021. We're the McRoy brothers. I'd like to introduce you to my friends who |
| 0:23.5 | professionally watch pornography. It's Matt and Guy Montgomery, professional pornography watchers. |
| 0:31.1 | Yeah, it's nice that you finally went pro guys. How's it going today? |
| 0:35.2 | You know what's crazy? I listened to last year's episode of Tool Death to Us Blot and we were doing |
| 0:40.8 | porn then which doesn't make a ton of sense because these seasons are supposed to be like an annual |
| 0:46.6 | event and we're waiting. Is it? They keep popping up in my pocket. They keep popping up in my pocket. I |
| 0:52.4 | can't believe you guys keep finding episodes of Emmanuel the watch on until |
| 0:58.9 | we're saying here all the time. My name is red kind of a little bit cheeky and then every time |
| 1:03.7 | an episode pops up I started to think about like this maybe it was the worst idea. |
| 1:10.4 | Of all of the the seasons for us to do that would last longer than 12 months. This is like this is |
| 1:16.5 | the only one. Well, I think I think we know the reason why we got off the stuff. We're addicted now. |
| 1:24.0 | It's right. It's been a year long Odyssey for us to achieve one come and you know |
| 1:30.4 | week by week. Very tantric. Yeah, we're in closer but less. And sometimes you've got to move |
| 1:38.6 | further away. Yeah, so we knew we could come to the McRoy brothers famous to Spencer's |
| 1:46.4 | of high quality advice to figure out just how we can get the ejaculate through the final quarter |
| 1:51.0 | of our cock. Yeah. It's too late. Hold on. Let me just debunk that right there. I don't think |
| 1:57.2 | that's how it works. It's not like a middle school fun. You got to roll from the bottom. |
| 2:04.4 | If you're squeezing from the middle, you squeeze it from the middle. Oh man. |
| 2:10.1 | Anything to anything to keep from talking about Paul Bartmalk. Yeah, I don't want to go about it. Hey, |
| 2:15.8 | we're gonna do real quick. Ram to see. We got a quarantine. Am I see? Did everyone watch the movie? |
| 2:21.6 | Yes. Yes. Okay. Yeah. Wait, did you just thing? Everyone's still alive. Yeah, I did. I had a twist |
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