Til Death Do Us Blart 2015

Til Death Do Us Blart

Justin, Griffin, Travis, Guy, Tim

Tv & Film, Paulblart, Comedy

5.0 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2015

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Sit down, pour a mug of hot cocoa and prepare for an annual tradition that you can pass on to your children, their children and their children and their children. It's Til Death Do Us Blart, an annual review of Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 that will continue until the end of linear time.

Current hosts (who can only be freed from their hosting duties by death): Tim Batt, Guy Montgomery, Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy

Music: "Vou Recomeçar," Gal Costa

Transcript

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0:00.0	I don't know why it's a reason I'm so scared in my life.
0:12.0	My joy is such a thing, so much joy,
0:17.0	happiness is already forgotten,
0:21.0	but now I'm going to start.
0:23.0	Justin Travis, Tim and Guy, just take this ceremonial dagger
0:27.0	and rake it across your hand because it is time to begin
0:32.0	the lifelong adventure, the lifelong voyage,
0:37.0	that the five of us are going to go on.
0:39.0	We're starting as mostly strangers, I would say,
0:42.0	and who knows we're going to end up in Tel-Death,
0:45.0	through us, Blar.
0:46.0	Hello, welcome.
0:47.0	Welcome from Otiaroa, God's on,
0:50.0	the little country that could,
0:52.0	three-time winner of the Web Alice trophy.
0:54.0	It's New Zealand here, Tim.
0:57.0	The little country that we had something to brag about in America.
1:00.0	I agree.
1:01.0	The little country that's doing, in fact, I would call us.
1:04.0	This is Guy Montgomery, also checking in live right now from New Zealand.
1:09.0	Let's talk about this podcast,
1:12.0	because we've been shopping it now for better part of seven to eight minutes.
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