Til Death Do Us Blart: Trailer
Til Death Do Us Blart
Justin, Griffin, Travis, Guy, Tim
5.0 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 13 November 2015
⏱️ 2 minutes
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Summary
The creators of My Brother, My Brother and Me and The Worst Idea of All Time review the film Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 every American Thanksgiving from now until the end of linear time. There is no escape.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Bear with the studying of the worst action from the process of my brother and my brother |
| 0:07.2 | at me and the guys from the worst idea of all time and you're the ruler of you of |
| 0:12.0 | the formula to mark up too. |
| 0:14.1 | Every American thanksgiving from now to the end of linear time. |
| 0:17.0 | Bear with this to combat. |
| 0:20.0 | He kind of def punches the city five year old housecaping woman. |
| 0:24.8 | Bear with this to confession. |
| 0:27.1 | I didn't hate it. |
| 0:29.1 | Oh, come on, come on. |
| 0:30.1 | Bear with this to pay those. |
| 0:32.1 | In the next movie, he's just going to be him treading water in a giant toilet while |
| 0:36.1 | I conjures people to take turns shitting into it. |
| 0:39.1 | Bear with this to death. |
| 0:40.1 | And five musicians together. |
| 0:41.9 | Musicians from all walks of life. |
| 0:42.9 | You put them in a room at one time. |
| 0:45.2 | That's jazz, maybe. |
| 0:46.2 | Bear with this to spooky scare. |
| 0:48.2 | Which is the opposite of Paul right now. |
| 0:50.5 | I think about it because his spirit is long dead. |
| 0:53.0 | But his body shambles across the face of the earth. |
| 0:55.0 | I say, well, until the end of the year. |
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