Til Death Do Us Blart 2016
Til Death Do Us Blart
Justin, Griffin, Travis, Guy, Tim
5.0 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 24 November 2016
⏱️ 95 minutes
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Summary
Here we are again, friends. It's been what can only be described as a BonerYear, but that won't stop us from watching Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 a-fucking-gain.
Current hosts (who can only be freed from their hosting duties by death): Tim Batt, Guy Montgomery, Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy
Music: "You Are The Light" by Jens Lekman
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | music |
| 0:07.2 | yeah i got busted |
| 0:10.7 | so i used my one phone call to dedicate a song to you on the radio |
| 0:18.6 | Yeah, I got busted, in custody I imagine our melody being played on the grand piano. |
| 0:40.0 | I saw your face in front of me, it was perfect clarity. |
| 0:47.4 | I saw light till the end of the tunnel, and it was you. |
| 0:54.4 | Cause you are alive by which I travel into. |
| 0:59.2 | It's an idea to have a light. |
| 1:01.9 | You are alive by which I travel into. |
| 1:06.5 | It's an idea. |
| 1:08.2 | Hello friends, and thank you for joining us once again for the podcast that you've been |
| 1:20.3 | waiting for. |
| 1:21.3 | Tell Death to Us Blar. |
| 1:22.9 | And the good news is, let's just start off by saying still got the original five. |
| 1:28.0 | Nobody died. |
| 1:29.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:30.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:31.0 | Well, let's just, can we get a fucking round of applause? |
| 1:33.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:34.8 | Statistically, one of us should have boosted. |
| 1:36.6 | Yeah, 2016, 2016 is just entanguing people out left and right. |
| 1:41.4 | Yeah. |
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