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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2024

⏱️ 150 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired April 29, 2024: Beer bottle temple tragedy. What are you, rich or something? Everything you've ever wanted to know about the rally sausage.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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0:18.7	The 93X Half-ass Morning Show.
0:22.4	90. 93, Earth.
0:25.0	Dance with me, Lois.
0:27.0	My friends in college who saw me dance gave me the nickname Bambi.
0:30.0	Yeah, because my legs were all wobbly at first, and by the end, everybody just wanted to shoot my mother.
0:36.0	I had a Dale Dawkins dance this Friday.
0:39.0	Darrell Dawkins, do you mean Sadie Hawkins?
0:42.0	No, I'm talking about the dance when the girls asked the guys.
0:45.0	It's named after the basketball player, Darryl Dawkins.
0:48.0	Why would a dance where the girls asked the guys be named after a basketball player?
0:51.0	Because it's like the balls in your court girl
0:53.3	International Dance Day.
0:56.1	Yo DJ drop that be show time.
0:59.1	Oh F me running.
1:07.0	Let's make this quick. I can stand to go back to bed. Was it one of those days where you're doing the math as soon as you wake up?
1:12.0	I haven't done any arithmetic yet. You mean as soon
1:15.1	as you get out the fart sack you start timing out when you might be able to climb
1:19.1	back into it? That's right. I didn't quite get to that. But uh, I've had days like that for sure.
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