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The 93X Half-ass morning show.

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2 vultures that were feared to be dying were in fact just too drunk to fly.

But the vultures did the right thing instead of flying drunk they call it a

ubered. It was announced that a musical version of Lord of the Rings will open in Chicago so if you love

musicals if you love

Lord of the Rings high school must have been a tough time.

72 year old Jerry Turner from the Golden Bachelor

announced that he and his 70 year old wife are divorcing after three months of marriage

but like they say there's still plenty of fish in the sea materi

Welcome to midnight cue tonight we're going to enjoy the smooth jazz of Charles Mingus.

Norman Mailer is here to read an excerpt from his latest book.

And then we also have a girl from Omaha who's hiding a banana.

We'll find out where.

Giggity, giggity, giggity goo.

Stick around.

Let us begin.

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