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The 93X Half-ass Morning Show.

93. X-ass morning show. 90, 3 Earth.

One of my favorite things about being single is a first kiss.

There's two types of kisses.

Open, open, good, closed, closed, closed. Open, open, good,

closed, good, open, closed, one of the worst things ever.

Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.

Absolutely.

Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, you know? I mean, it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before

Pink Floyd comes out.

You want to feel that first kiss again.

That's right, because that's the only real kiss in a

relationship. Every other kiss is just protocol that's all it is just routine.

Hey, you was gone, you back, and all this all who peat.

The first kiss is the only real one.

The first kiss is always like double dutch.

You just sitting there like, when do I get in?

Ladies and gentlemen,

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