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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2024

⏱️ 146 minutes

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Originally Aired April 26, 2024: First kisses. Puss in a box! Everything you've ever wanted to know about flame-throwing robot dogs.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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0:18.6	The 93X Half-ass Morning Show.
0:22.4	93. X-ass morning show. 90, 3 Earth.
0:25.0	One of my favorite things about being single is a first kiss.
0:28.0	There's two types of kisses.
0:30.0	Open, open, good, closed, closed, closed. Open, open, good,
0:33.0	closed, good, open, closed, one of the worst things ever.
0:36.2	Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.
0:39.2	Absolutely.
0:40.2	Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, you know? I mean, it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before
0:47.0	Pink Floyd comes out.
0:49.0	You want to feel that first kiss again.
0:52.0	That's right, because that's the only real kiss in a
0:53.7	relationship. Every other kiss is just protocol that's all it is just routine.
0:58.6	Hey, you was gone, you back, and all this all who peat.
1:03.2	The first kiss is the only real one.
1:05.4	The first kiss is always like double dutch.
1:07.9	You just sitting there like, when do I get in?
1:10.0	Ladies and gentlemen,
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