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Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2025

⏱️ 82 minutes

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0:00.0	Hi, John Alex and East and I need to figure out the correct etiquette or mode of introduction after moving into a new neighborhood.
0:05.0	Interesting. For context, we moved to a middle class, mostly black, not racist, just giving context.
0:11.0	That's what they said.
0:17.0	Watch, I'm gonna to say 158.
0:21.7	Yeah, buddy.
0:23.2	I know.
0:23.5	It's not even listed anywhere.
0:24.5	Yeah, buddy.
0:25.7	158.
0:27.0	It is Monday, dude.
0:30.2	In Nashville, Tennessee, the city of Nashville needs some, what's a hot, what's a hot
0:35.8	antidepressant these days?
0:37.1	Sunny D. No. Oh, yeah, well, they do need that. They need to, what's a hot, what's a hot antidepressant these days? Sunny D.
0:37.9	No.
0:38.8	Oh, yeah, well, they do need that.
0:40.3	They need, what's the big ones?
0:42.5	Lexa Pro.
0:43.3	Lexa Pro.
0:44.2	Yeah, that's the most popular one.
0:45.5	Yeah.
0:46.2	Shout out to all the Lexa Pro.
0:47.2	Vodka, no.
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