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Net Positive with John Crist

Cool Gigs For Cool Guys (w/ Ben Rector)

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9931 Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2025

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

Praying before shows, cussing in songs, christian frats, breakfast routines… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: ⁠⁠⁠https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/⁠⁠⁠ 5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK 5/10 - Shreveport, LA 5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS SUMMER BREAK 9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI 9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN 9/21 - Paducah, KY 9/26 - North Charleston, SC 9/27 - Macon, GA 9/28 - Hiawassee, GA 10/2 - Evansville, IN 10/3 - Dayton, OH 10/4 - Peoria, IL 10/10 - Knoxville, TN 10/11 - Greenville, SC 10/16 - York, PA 10/17 - Detroit, MI 10/18 - Cleveland, OH 10/24 - Birmingham, AL 10/25 - Chattanooga, TN 11/7 - Boise, ID 11/8 - Spokane, WA 11/9 - Tacoma, WA 11/20 - Abilene, TX 11/21 - San Antonio, TX 11/22 - Tyler, TX 11/23 - Austin, TX 12/5 - Phoenix, AZ 12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA 12/7 - Redding, CA 12/11 - South Bend, IN 12/12 - Munhall, PA 12/14 - Buffalo, NY ----- Catch the full video podcast on ⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠, and follow us on social media (⁠⁠⁠@netpositivepodcast⁠⁠⁠) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at [email protected] ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS FRESH PRESSED OLIVE OIL: Try a bottle for just $1 and taste the difference yourself. Go to https://GetFreshNetPositive.com. BLUELAND: Get 15% off your order by going to https://blueland.com/netpositive ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive ----- PRODUCED BY: ⁠⁠⁠Alex Lagos⁠⁠⁠ / ⁠⁠⁠Lagos Creative

Transcript

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0:00.0

I heard that you were inspired to start playing guitar by a camp counselor that brought out a guitar.

0:08.0

And that's the worst guitar guy.

0:10.0

Well, by far.

0:12.0

Okay, it's more complex than that.

0:14.0

Oh, episode 157, ladies and gentlemen, welcome in the studio.

0:27.5

Just got off tour.

0:28.4

I got four or five months.

0:30.3

I ain't doing nary a show.

0:33.4

Actually, I got one show.

0:34.7

No, I got two shows.

0:35.8

I got to tell you about it.

0:37.0

I can't tell you about it yet.

0:38.7

Starting in September, we're coming to Grand Rapids, Fort Wayne, Paduca.

0:42.5

A lot of these are not getting close to sold out.

0:46.0

North Charleston, Macon, Georgia, Hiawassey, Georgia, Evansville, Dayton, Peoria, Knoxville, Greenville, South Carolina, York,

0:53.8

New York, Pennsylvania, Detroit, Cleveland,

0:55.7

Birmingham, Chattanooga, Boise, Spokane, Tacoma, Abilene, San Antonio, Tyler, Austin, Phoenix,

1:04.3

Santa Rosa, California, Redding, South Bend, Munho, and Buffalo, New York.

1:12.5

Frank Sinatra right there for you.

1:14.5

Let's get into it, ladies and gentlemen, this week's episode of the podcast.

1:18.9

Might be the longest podcast you ever done.

1:21.3

Just unbelievably dynamic and insightful conversation.

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