Tier 1 Yapper

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2025

⏱️ 97 minutes

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0:00.0	Is it okay to cry quietly in the pantry and drink wine after being called a Tier 1 yapper?
0:08.3	A kid called his mom a Tier 1 yapper.
0:12.0	Wow.
0:19.6	Fire me up, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, special episode of the PAA, dude, special.
0:25.0	Quite special. Memorial Day. What's everybody doing? Oh, this is perfect. This is perfect
0:28.5	because people are traveling with their families. Well, this comes out Wednesday, though.
0:33.2	Of after Memorial Day. Oh, yeah, after Memorial Day. Oh, yeah, they've already traveled. Well, they had a blow up on Memorial Day, so this would be good.
0:40.3	Okay.
0:41.3	Yeah, they had a blow up of, Memorial Day is a family holiday?
0:43.3	Yeah, I think so.
0:44.3	What's the most family one?
0:46.3	Christmas.
0:47.3	Thanksgiving.
0:48.3	Hmm.
0:49.3	The most family holiday?
0:50.3	I think Christmas, I think you're right oh but Halloween no it's a friend's holiday
0:54.7	no it's not yeah it is Halloween yeah oh yeah yeah i would say christmas you don't want to go
1:00.7	trick-or-treating with your parents no but everybody yeah but like adults go to like like uh
1:05.2	Halloween parties yeah not with their families what's the most what's the most family friendly
1:10.4	holiday Christmas i think you're
1:11.9	right i think it's christmas and then i would say easter oh oh yeah easter yeah easter yeah but you can do it
1:20.1	without a family you don't feel bad right but it is the the activities what's the most single holiday
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