Thursday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 2 8/6/20

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2020

⏱️ 26 minutes

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It’s mid-week and the #Ellen controversy is still in the headlines. Turns out the show was pretty edgy. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Thursday Papers come along and take a ride.
0:09.0	Thursday Papers come and see what's new.
0:12.0	X-tree! Read all about it, it's Thursday. I know what that means for you guys. It's not quite there for the weekend
0:20.4	yet, but you want to know what did I miss this week because you haven't
0:23.2	been paying attention we're here the Thursday paper.
0:27.2	Nice. Yeah sorry is that my cue we're here let's do 20 minutes let's put it on the
0:32.2	clock I did that last week 20 minutes. Let's put it on the clock. I did that last week.
0:33.7	20 minutes.
0:34.7	We're down at 19 already. Come on. No, no, no, no. 21 minutes. That's what we're...
0:40.0	21 minutes. That's how long I meditate for every day.
0:43.0	I'm going shooting today, by the way.
0:47.0	My nephew, who is, he almost made it into the Navy SEALs.
0:52.0	He missed it at the last last he was the last cutoff
0:55.1	and he's got a bunch of handguns and he's taking us to the range today and me and the
0:58.1	kids are gonna shoot some shit
1:00.2	huh that's so cool a bitter rejected Navy SEAL has handguns that that's so cool. A bitter rejected Navy Seal has handguns. That's great. He's in Los Angeles? Nice.
1:06.5	He's living in our back house. Oh, boy, that doesn't add to the bitterness.
1:11.5	No!
1:12.8	And this town won't drive him crazy.
1:15.0	No, everything's gonna work out fine.
1:17.2	Oh, that's great.
1:18.8	Well, listen, Mike, let's get to the news
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