Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 22 8/2/20

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2020

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Greg and Mike continue to NOT violate their Non Disclosure Agreements from working on Ellen but they do give advice on how to be a good roommate. Do not do what the guy in CT did; chop your roommates head off with a sword. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I can't believe the news today.
0:07.8	Hopefully Greg and Mike will make it feel okay.
0:12.4	Read all about it.
0:14.0	Oh geez.
0:15.0	Sunday papers baby.
0:16.0	It's not Thursday.
0:17.0	No, this is the fucking monster.
0:20.0	The Sunday edition.
0:21.0	It's big.
0:22.0	It's fat. It's Mike, it's me.
0:24.0	All right.
0:26.0	I gotta do that.
0:27.0	That was you walking to the room with your arms above your head?
0:30.0	Yeah, that's how I walk in the room.
0:31.0	So we've been talking about tech stuff for the last 20 minutes.
0:35.9	We're already exhausted.
0:37.8	Because it didn't go well.
0:39.0	We're trying to figure out different ways to record this.
0:41.6	And you just burst out of the gate. I like it. It's like you don't
0:47.2	understand what it's like is a stand-up comic. I'm at the Green Bay Chuckle Hut on a Friday night. It's midnight. I miss my family. The
0:56.1	opening act has his girlfriend in the room who won't shut the fuck up and now I
1:01.1	got to go up in front of 200 drunks. So you got to you got to be able to make that
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