Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 23 8/9/20

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2020

⏱️ 81 minutes

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In an episode where we apologize to one group it is entirely possible that we offended 2 others. Our first Rap theme song! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Sunday Papers, Sunday Papers, Sunday Papers, Sunday Papers, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday,
0:05.0	Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday,
0:07.0	Read all about it.
0:10.0	Sorry, go ahead.
0:12.0	It's my excitement.
0:14.0	It's Sunday Papers, everybody.
0:16.0	You look exhausted.
0:18.0	I was trying to help you.
0:19.0	I was trying to get under there and lift up that read all,
0:22.0	no, I'm trying to fool myself with your...
0:24.4	Can you imagine what it was like being a paper boy in the 1920s
0:28.3	when there were fucking 20 other paper boys on your block
0:31.9	and you're trying to out hear ye hear ye them.
0:35.8	But also imagine the fatigue of all the bad news like during World War II like
0:40.5	really Poland fell. I kind of called this yesterday Poland fell right the next
0:47.2	week it's like France didn't even put up a fight yeah they didn't even put up a fight.
0:53.0	Yep.
0:54.0	They hit, they're hitting all the subway stops in London.
0:58.0	They're dead.
1:00.0	The evil axis, they're running up the score. They really are.
1:05.8	America, what, imagine then that they're the voice of like the moral voice like a
1:10.7	America is still not involved somehow, still, involved somehow still not involved.
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