Thursday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 1 7/30/20

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2020

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Welcome to the FIRST EPISODE of #ThursdayPapers. A 20-minute companion piece to #SundayPapers that goes deeper into the shallowest stories in the news. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Sunday papers.
0:05.0	Sunday papers.
0:07.0	Sunday papers.
0:08.0	Sunday papers. Someday papers.
0:11.0	Somday papers. Read all about it. It's the Thursday Papers. Son of a gun. You asked for it. You asked
0:20.2	for it. You needed more. Well, let's see, let's see. Sometimes it's not great when you
0:27.4	get what you asked for. That's all I'm going to say. We're timing this bitch. We're
0:31.7	going to do 20 minutes. 20 minutes.
0:34.0	I forgot to, let me show you guys the new,
0:39.0	this is the new logo. It's on the screen right now if you're watching this on YouTube.
0:46.0	Okay.
0:47.0	And that's kind of exciting.
0:49.0	Look at that.
0:50.0	Yeah.
0:51.0	We both don't have any energy, but we're like, let's just do it.
0:55.0	It's 20 minutes. It's a sprint. So right now, go for a walk.
0:59.0	20 minutes, we'll time it.
1:01.0	Do your plank. Can you do a 20 minute plank? Who can't do it?
1:05.0	Make love to your wife. We promise not to make you laugh to mess up your core.
1:10.4	Yeah. 17 minutes of four play, three minute love making session. We're done.
1:16.6	By the way, shout out to David Chamberlain who did today's Sunday Papers theme song.
1:21.1	However, moving forward, we're going to need Thursday
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