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Sunday Papers

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 21 7/26/20

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.71.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2020

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Big news week! Fauci’s first pitch and Trader Joe’s avoiding getting cancelled by Whole Foods. Also, Dagwood almost throws a move on Blondie. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Sunday papers Greg and Mike reading stories in the Times Nation World Food Entertainment

0:06.1

Politics Sports I don't need to read there on it they even describe the comics

0:11.8

extra extra Greg and might keep me informed

0:15.4

Blundi is a babe. Londie is a babe.

0:20.3

Read all about it. Read all about it.

0:23.0

about it!

0:24.0

Read all about it!

0:25.0

Sunday Papers is here.

0:26.0

It's the time when you wake up late.

0:28.0

It's Sunday.

0:29.0

Maybe you throw a move on the wife

0:30.0

until you hear that slap on the front stoop, that paper rolled tight, covered in plastic,

0:36.0

it's time to start today.

0:38.0

Okay. That's the slap that you wait to hear?

0:45.0

And then you hop off the wife?

0:47.0

Hop off the wife.

0:52.0

Were you a morning sex guy or are you a morning sex guy? I masturbate in the morning.

0:57.0

Yeah, the morning has some benefits.

1:05.0

I think your body is more relaxed, don't you?

1:08.8

Well, you haven't had any cycles of negative thoughts yet,

1:12.0

which just opens you up to feeling good right out of the

1:16.6

gate and the problem is as you get older it's a piss boner don't kid yourself

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