Thursday, May 21st 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak
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🗓️ 21 May 2026
⏱️ 199 minutes
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Summary
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TIME TOPIC
0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"
0:01 - - - AD MARKER - - -
0:01 EMAIL: He had to help unzip a guy at the urinal
0:22 EMAIL: Wife wanted to get busy but she clearly hadn't wiped after her last poop
0:34 NEWS
0:34 Massive Ebola outbreak
0:38 Plane made emergency landing on the beach
0:41 Sinkhole opened up on an airport runway
0:42 Huge car explosion on Wall Street
0:45 Possible HIV and hepatitis exposure at a dental clinic
0:47 Lightning struck right next to a father and his kids
0:53 Tree frog found in a bag of salad
0:57 - - - AD MARKER - - -
0:57 Would you wear a blindfold for 24 hours for $10M
1:11 CELEBRITY DIRT
1:11 Aaron Rogers says this will be his final year in the NFL
1:15 NBA and NHL playoffs update
1:15 Fans are going "tarps off"
1:19 The final Late Show with Stephen Colbert to air tonight
1:23 David Caruso unrecognizable in a recent photo
1:27 Big drone show in the sky for Masters of the Universe
1:29 Danny Pintauro from Whose the Boss now delivers for Amazon
1:32 Cardi B says she will always dress appropriately at her kids' school
1:33 Gretna Van Fleet (inspiration for Greta Van Fleet band name) has passed away
1:34 99-year-old woman becomes oldest person to crowd surf
1:37 - - - AD MARKER - - -
1:37 FAST FOOD FREAKOUT
1:37 Older woman died after attacking a fast food worker over her drive thru order
1:46 Guy was testing Wade Mode on his Cybertruck
1:49 Gym employee busted secretly snapping ass pics
1:56 Old guy accused of groping a woman on a hiking trail
1:58 Update on the school board member who commented on a student being hot
2:02 Land for sale in Hell
2:09 An OnlyFans model who is 6' 7"
2:14 Normal things that feel embarrassing to you
2:26 - - - AD MARKER - - -
2:26 ASK DAVE & CHUCK THE FREAK
2:26 EMAIL: Husband used to want sex during my period but doesn't anymore
2:32 Neighbor is a wannabe TikTok star, she was shooting content in gym locker room
2:36 EMAIL: Co-worker takes extended breaks, drives home to poop
2:36 EMAIL: Friend hit on his girl at a party
2:53 - - - AD MARKER - - -
2:53 NEWS
2:53 SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION
2:53 Old guy crashed his Jeep into an Arby's
2:57 Guy told couple to slow down in their car, they chased him
3:00 Update on the guy who is suspected to have murdered his rich father
3:06 - - - AD MARKER - - -
3:06 Investigation into how clean tanning beds are
3:10 Dish of baked dirt was accidentally served in a school
3:12 Buckets of iced coffee
3:15 - - - AD MARKER - - -
3:15 BITCH'S TRIPPIN'
3:15 The oatmeal cream pie bandit
END OF SHOW
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| 1:01.8 | serious question. Would you unzip a man? Oh God. A man with hook for hands. Can't get his |
| 1:09.6 | wiener out. Oh my. Would you help him? Oh, God. We'll get to that. Also, another crazy email. My wife won't wipe. Chuck thinks she may be special. Something's going on, dude. What is wrong with this lady? Something's really wrong. Did her hubby have to deal with? That's coming up. |
| 1:28.5 | What would you do for $10 million? |
| 1:31.8 | One day, you've got to do something outrageous. |
| 1:34.9 | The question Ryan asked me blew my mind, literally. |
| 1:39.2 | A last show for Stephen Colbert, |
| 1:41.6 | so we take a little listen back to when we appeared on his show. |
| 1:45.8 | A Tim Horton's fast food freakout takes a dark-sided turn. |
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