Friday, May 22nd 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak
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🗓️ 22 May 2026
⏱️ 167 minutes
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Summary
*Timestamps are approximate*
TIME TOPIC
0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"
0:01 - - - AD MARKER - - -
0:01 Guy robbed a bank, fought cops, hid cash and drugs in his butt
0:04 Cop filmed OnlyFans videos in his uniform, while on duty
0:14 Lady gave birth and didn't even know that she was pregnant
0:22 Barista smashed a customer's car window after argument
0:28 Fast food worker broke in to co-worker's home to perform an exorcism on her
0:34 Razor blade found in a burrito
0:37 Cop arrested for DUI
0:40 Magician robbed a store
0:44 - - - AD MARKER - - -
0:44 Guy started a poop fire at a pizza place
0:49 Guy broke into a sex store and stole items
0:54 Old lady brake checked a guy, slapped his girlfriend
1:01 Guy claims that he was kidnapped and forced to jump off a bridge by ex's brother and friend
1:09 Transit worker lied about being attacked to get time off
1:13 Guy's crazy allergic reaction to some hair dye
1:21 7-foot tall adult star on OnlyFans
1:26 - - - AD MARKER - - -
1:26 Naked guy took his dog for a walk
1:30 Guy shot his dad in the face after an argument about stinky feet
1:34 Arsonist set himself on fire while destroying a barber shop
1:38 Food bank accidentally handed out meth-laced candy to the homeless
1:46 The strangest thing you've done for love
2:04 - - - AD MARKER - - -
2:04 EMAIL: Update from the lady who was dongmatized by a window washer
2:15 EMAIL: He is a teacher, one of his students clearly has a crush on him
2:24 EMAIL: Girlfriend wants him to start selling his socks to gay dudes
2:31 - - - AD MARKER - - -
2:31 Guy shot himself in the ass at a store
END OF SHOW
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, it's Dave and Chuck DeFree coming up on this Friday bitch's edition of the show. |
| 0:04.5 | A guy robs a bank, fights the cops. |
| 0:07.7 | But what surprise did they find in his ass? |
| 0:10.6 | Oh, no. |
| 0:12.0 | We'll get to that. |
| 0:13.1 | Why did a fast food worker break into a co-worker's house? |
| 0:18.4 | You know why, Dave. |
| 0:19.7 | You know why. |
| 0:23.6 | I'll just say this. He believed she was possessed. Oh, that's different. Chuck has done this before. How did a magician use his skills to |
| 0:29.2 | rob a store? Get everything you want. A guy sets a pizza place on fire with flaming poop. |
| 0:37.6 | Oh, God. |
| 0:38.7 | And a transit worker lies about being attacked by a crazy person. |
| 0:42.9 | Again, something Chuck would do. |
| 0:45.4 | Why do I do it all? |
| 0:46.9 | You'll find out why. |
| 0:48.9 | This is quite a reaction. |
| 0:51.3 | Chuck, your feet stink. |
| 0:53.1 | Yes. |
| 0:54.1 | If I said that to him, like the guy in this story, |
| 0:56.8 | he would have just shot me right in the face. Right in the face. Don't say it to me then. |
| 1:01.3 | Don't say it. What's the strangest thing you've done for love? And during Ask Dave and Chuck the |
| 1:06.1 | freak, a guy's girlfriend wants him to sell his socks to gay guys online. Do it, duh. Do we tell him to do it? Do it. You'll find out when we continue on Dave and Chuck the Freak. Well, hello there. I've been waiting for you. What are you talking about? I got here before you. You know, I can't resist you in red. Wait, are you talking to that red licorice five-hour energy shot? Oh, the caffeine of a full cup of coffee in that slim little two-ounce bottle. Seriously sweet and craveable. Where did you even get that thing? Amazon and five-hour energy.com. I love a sweet treat that doesn't play hard to get. Chuck, what is wrong with you? |
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