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Hello, good morning. It's Thursday. It's the 29th day of July. And you're with Dave and Chuck the Freak.

Thanks so much for being here. We've been talking a lot about malicious, fecal distribution.

Another story in the news yesterday, a female runner just dropped induces wherever she ran.

And now in Boston, something's come up a little different.

This listener sent us an email. He said, had to share this with you guys. I show up to work today, which was yesterday.

Walk by this Prius right in front of my job at a garage at Northeastern University in Boston.

This car was parked on front of me on the side street entrance of the garage.

Looks like someone bent over and pooped right on this guy's bumper.

Oh my. Yeah, they did.

And that's really pissed him off. That's just someone who hates someone who loves Priuses.

Or do you think he parked in a place he shouldn't have parked or a, you know what I mean?

Yeah, what have you done to piss this guy off? I feel like maybe the guy who took the picture did it.

Our listener. No, let's hope not. It does seem pretty. No, don't blame him.

That's human. It looks so small.

Could be a smaller human. Like a little short guy, or gal, do you do right on the bumper there?

Or squatted. I know what you're saying, but I mean, I guess depending on your dietary plan, not everyone you can use.

I guess my terms are just massive compared to that little thing.

Yeah, it's like amateur poo. It's like somebody tried to poo and okay, well, we tried being a little pat in the little part of the book.

We tried good effort. I really heard someone shamed for the size of their doose before.

I don't think you should shame somebody for that. It's risky.

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