Friday, July 30th 2021 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2021

⏱️ 203 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a really dark story of a body mistaken for a mannequin, penis snakes have made their way to Florida, a listener needs to ask Vader if he should hook up with an elderly woman, Scarlett Johansson suing Disney over the release of Black Widow, a guy hospitalized after sticking his arm in a zoo Jaguar pen, a jewelry store burglar got away while witnesses were distracted by Jean-Claude Van Damme, advice for people before having a threesome, a table with a very phallic naturally occurring blemish, a woman that had a standoff with a coyote at a beach, a guy that didn’t want to cut his grass was fined when he lit it on fire, another citing of a man in a jet pack, a guy that found out his wife was cheating after being locked out of Netflix, and more!

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2:37.2	That was how I started I was like son of a bitch. I always start so I had to go clean out the whole tray in the sink over there
2:43.5	Yeah, and you know start again and but then I'd come back through the studio 20 minutes later or so and then I see the whole floor is
2:52.6	Soking wet in front and like God that wasn't for me mine was all contained what happened in jazzing these like
2:58.4	Yeah, it was me
3:00.4	I dropped my whole coffee
3:02.4	I hate that happens like I'm 95 year old elderly man
3:14.2	I might have early onset
3:16.2	No, you don't I have no feeling in my fingers
3:21.2	Oh, my pants are dry that in burn myself. Oh, yeah, it's technology safe. We've all done that
3:27.6	Yeah, it's bad. I saw it. I didn't know. Yeah, it's a massive I was like oh here you go
3:34.1	You you let a rock star into your space and they've tear the torn the place apart
3:38.7	Now they just told your guy to space apart. Yeah, I'm out in our little room. Okay, good just a mentally declining Jewish
3:46.2	That was my second guess
3:48.2	It's not a rock star. It's just a mentally declining Jewish man
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