Hello, and welcome back to Morning Announcements.

I'm you, guessed it, guessed Toast, Elise Morales of the Betta's Sub News Letter and Podcast.

Let's get into the news.

Today, we'll start with everyone's favorite subject, porn.

Yesterday, only fans reversed a much criticized decision to no longer sell sexually explicit

content on its site after the aforementioned much criticism.

The decision to move away from sexually explicit content came at the expense of sex workers

who built the platform and was based mostly off pressure from financial institutions.

Today, only fans says that they have secured the necessary assurances to keep posting sexually

explicit content on the site. I guess someone finally told them what happened to Tumblr.

Meanwhile, now that her feud with the mod squad is over, Nancy Pelosi is

feuding with two of her own members, Democrat Seth Molten of Massachusetts and Republican

Peter Mayer of Michigan. After the two took a secret trip to Afghanistan to observe the

evacuation process. The two did not alert anyone about their trip until after the departure

and stayed for less than 24 hours, claiming they took the trip in order to push Biden to extend

the August 31st evacuation deadline. In response, Pelosi sent a letter to all House members

reminding them that while it may be the desire of some members to travel to Afghanistan,

it is still against the explicit recommendations of the departments of defense and state.

Do you hate it when the boss sends out an all-staff email that's only meant for two people?

And finally, the Pfizer vaccine has a new name to go with its shiny new FDA approval.

After becoming the first U.S. vaccine to gain FDA approval, the Pfizer-Biontech vaccine

is rebranding herself. All vaccines are women, by the way, with a new name. Please welcome to the

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