Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-5-24

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2024

⏱️ 159 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about nerds ruining the world, how to live near a prison, and California.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(34:18) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 9-5-16 - Bill rambles about bringing food to a party, parties, and hecklers.

(01:44:00) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks - Week 1

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you.
0:11.0	Ooh, how are you?
0:13.2	How's it going?
0:14.2	Oh, Billy meltdown.
0:18.0	Billy meltdown, you know.
0:22.0	That fucking Steve Jobs, I swear to God with these goddamn, I know I've talked about this a thousand
0:26.6	fucking times, but like the amount of chords that you have to buy and then it doesn't fit that fucking new thing and then you got to get all new cords, you throw them all out and they all end up in the
0:36.8	fucking ocean and these fucking nerds just love the guy. Love the guy.
0:44.0	You know?
0:46.0	Because they don't have any friends
0:49.0	and these devices are their fucking friends.
0:51.0	They have no social life life so these devices are what
0:55.1	they do. They interact with them rather than other
0:59.1	fucking human beings and rather having forced them to get out of their shell.
1:05.0	Maybe go down to a bar, talk to some broad and take a fucking at bat, you know, instead of sitting on the bench, like some nerd DH. That's day to day so we can't even
1:18.3	go up for three or four at bats today. They love the fucking guy.
1:27.1	Fucking unbelievable.
1:28.3	That it's just the amount of time,
1:31.8	the amount of fucking time just walking around trying to find the thing to get the thing does it fix this do I have the
1:37.6	fucking adapter to do this fucking thing
1:42.1	you know and they all love the, and they don't give a fuck that they pollute
1:46.2	the shit out of the environment.
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