Monday Morning Podcast 9-9-24
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 9 September 2024
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about private gigs, God's worst work, and knots.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning |
| 0:04.8 | podcast for Monday. September 9th, 2024. What's going on? How are you? Oh my God, |
| 0:19.4 | fucking wiped out. Oh, are you, Bill? Are you wiped out from telling jokes? |
| 0:25.0 | I'm fucking old. |
| 0:28.0 | Cut me some goddamn slack over here for God sakes. |
| 0:32.0 | Oh my God. for God last night I was in Shawnee, |
| 0:37.8 | Swani, Tennessee, way down upon the Swanee |
| 0:42.3 | or ever. It's not, that's not where it's from but |
| 0:46.3 | swani Tennessee absolutely gorgeous overlooks the Tennessee Valley, you know, I stayed at this really cool hotel and I walked |
| 0:59.5 | over to the golf course to get a burger and you know the only game I could get because I didn't |
| 1:06.9 | realize they just automatically renew the NFL package on your phone. |
| 1:13.2 | So funny, you got to tell them, like, yeah, I'm good. |
| 1:17.1 | No more. |
| 1:18.0 | They just automatically fucking renew it. |
| 1:20.7 | Like Columbia Records and tapes back in the day, that type of scam. |
| 1:25.0 | Which is really surprising because the NFL always just seems to be so much about |
| 1:30.0 | player safety and you know taking care of the fans it's really surprising that they would choose the dollar over doing the right thing you know |
| 1:42.4 | So anyway, I was watching the Titans game. |
| 1:49.8 | Titans versus the fucking the Chicago Bears. |
| 1:54.4 | I'm going like, oh, Christ, this is going to be a boring ass game. |
| 1:57.4 | And actually it wasn't bad. |
| 1:58.4 | The defenses were good. |
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