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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 9-2-24

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2024

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about sleep needs, the first two weeks of college, and job site lingo.


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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

0:07.0

September 2nd, Labor Day!

0:11.0

Now guys, remember, this is the last day you can wear white so Jesus Christ

0:16.8

get out there and show off your buns and your fucking daisy dukes.

0:25.0

You know, with global warming, is that going to apply?

0:30.0

Are they going to keep moving Labor Day back?

0:33.4

Sorry, climate change?

0:35.6

I think when they call it climate change, it makes me feel like it's a lot less of a problem.

0:40.8

The climate's changing.

0:41.9

I mean, don't we all change throughout life? I mean I think back just like two years ago and I look at some of the things that I thought and I was like who is that person? I mean can't mother nature also change?

0:55.0

If I see one more person say that Los Angeles is the third world country, it's like,

1:08.0

it's not what it looks like out here.

1:12.0

And then also my favorite fucking thing is I love when people get mad at people that are living under a bridge.

1:17.6

And they think the problem, like get them out of here, have them go live under another bridge.

1:22.8

It's like, or you could go to Malibu

1:25.2

where all those fucking tech nerds live

1:27.7

and took away all the fucking jobs and consolidated everything and kept all the marbles for themselves, you could look at them and say

1:36.6

maybe what they're doing trickles down. Remember trickle down economics, it works both fucking ways.

1:43.6

Weren't they supposed to be creating a whole bunch of jobs

1:46.8

rather than taking a bunch away and then people end up under fucking bridges? Support the troops when they're in uniform. bridges.

1:52.7

Support the troops when they're in uniform,

1:54.8

when they're under bridges afterward.

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