Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-5-19
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 5 September 2019
⏱️ 109 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Bird. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just |
| 0:04.9 | before Friday Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you. Yeah. I |
| 0:11.9 | felt like that was really loud when it first came out. I apologize to anybody |
| 0:15.5 | just startled on an elliptical. Oh my God, I just, you know, this fucking elliptical. |
| 0:21.6 | Remember when you were a kid and just like getting out of bed was doing the |
| 0:24.6 | elliptical and you went downstairs and they fudgy watchy for fucking breakfast? |
| 0:28.9 | Fudgey watchy was away at my fudgey what fudgey the whale? Remember that for |
| 0:34.3 | fucking the most at ice cream store called out there on the east coast? And |
| 0:38.8 | introducing Fudgey the whale. It always looked like a big fucking, I don't know |
| 0:44.0 | look like a big flounder that someone took a shit on. You know, as much as I |
| 0:47.9 | had a sweet tooth as a kid, I'd never had any dessert. Carvelle ice cream had |
| 0:52.7 | Fudgey the whale. Fudgey the whale. They were on the cutting edge. They saw the |
| 0:57.2 | direction this country was headed in. It's like these people are eating and |
| 1:01.0 | they're not stopping. Okay, this is not a trend. This is the way it's gonna be. We |
| 1:07.0 | need to jump on this. Let's get some ideas for some cakes. What do we got here? |
| 1:12.0 | What did we get? A fish thing. What's the biggest fish? A whale. Actually a whale |
| 1:18.5 | some mammal. Shut the fuck up Mark. A whale. A fucking whale man. A whale covered in |
| 1:29.0 | chocolate and then you freeze it. It's actually ice cream. It's also a |
| 1:35.3 | fucking whale. It's a fucking shit show. That's why we're gonna make it brown. |
| 1:40.2 | That's gonna be the theme. It's a shit show. And right as you're thinking like oh |
| 1:44.5 | my god, I can't believe I just fucking ate that. You're gonna pass out from from |
| 1:47.7 | the ice cream headache. You know what's amazing about super overweight people is |
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