Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, September 2nd, 2019. Happy fucking Labor Day!

Now why is he fucking wires all twisted up again? Why don't I untwist him before I start the fucking podcast?

No, never make it like Feezy Bill. That's not what you like to do. You got too much fucking Irish blood in you. So what do you do?

You fucking lead God damn fucking thing. All right, is that better? Is that better on twisty? Untwisty?

Sorry, happy Labor Day to everybody out there that's actually got a fucking job and eight women off a Uncle Sam.

You know what I think? I think on Labor Day everybody with a job ought to get the day off and anybody laying around like these fucking homeless people ought to be said to work.

Stick that stinky motherfucker underneath the bench. Stick him in one of them fucking UPS stores so I can mail out a thank you card for the 12 pack of fucking pack Blue Ribbon.

That was sent to me by my other brother who has a fucking job.

That's the problem with these fucking liberals. Labor Day weekend, they let everybody celebrate it.

You should prove that you're gainfully fucking employed before you have one sip of Miller like this weekend.

How do you prove it? All you do is take off your fucking shades and people look into your eye and they see that laughless look and they see your dream that died in the middle of that fucking big sorrowful swim and pool of shit that you call a pupil.

Then there'll be like this man's a working man.

I got a admit man. You know every once in a while I do see a homeless person and I'm tired and I just see them laying on the sidewalk sleeping and you start thinking like you know I fucking love to be doing that right now.

I wouldn't want to be homeless but I would just I would love to just fucking lay down and take a nap right now and that guy's doing it.

He's living his best life.

What are you guys doing for Labor Day weekend? Imagine you're doing it right now.

I'm in a good time. Then you got a short week. Then you got a short week and I believe NFL football.

Starts next week. College football started this weekend with the college football kickoff Dallas Cowboys stadium and it was a bar and burner.

The Alabama Crimson Tide versus the Duke Blue Devils.

I know when they started the broadcast the guy we've been waiting a long time for this one. What he meant was for college football to start.

He wasn't saying you know as much as I enjoyed the past 150 year whatever the fuck it is.

100 years of fucking college football.

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