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🗓️ 3 September 2015
⏱️ 71 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon Monday morning podcast just before Friday and I am just checking in on you. |
0:16.0 | How you guys doing? I have a good day. Oh boy, I'm having a great day. |
0:22.0 | Woo, vindication baby. Ah, fuck. Finally, finally, shut in all you sports bar cunts, write the fuck up in the back of your dumb fucking heads. |
0:36.0 | You knew this was though. You knew you know he was innocent. You're cunts. |
0:42.0 | Not even innocent. I'm just saying he gives the whole fucking thing was so it was so fucking stupid. You know what pisses me off? |
0:48.0 | Obviously, I'm talking about the Tom Brady decision here, which doesn't even say that he's innocent of all the fucking deflate gate shit, which pisses me off. It's just says that the commissioner didn't execute article 46 on the proper manner that the quantity by the skill. |
1:04.0 | Whatever, I guess article 46 has to do with what the steps the commissioner is supposed to take when he fucking goes to suspend a player evidently. I guess I don't fucking know. |
1:15.0 | So basically they didn't have a fucking case and he tried to fucking rubber stamp his way through it. I still can't believe it, man. I thought the court was going to go inside with the fucking. |
1:27.0 | I really did. But fortunately, they didn't and I don't know. I mean, as happy as I am that it's over. It was it was a huge distraction to the team. It was a big fucking waste of time. |
1:42.0 | And I actually saw on Twitter another Boston guy, Donnie Walberg goes, okay, now what about all those draft picks we lost, which is a great fucking point that I didn't see anybody else bring up everybody sitting there skipping down the street because Brady is going to be playing, but we still got fucked out of all those draft picks. |
2:03.0 | Dude, how successful are the patriots that they are getting fucked with to this goddamn level? How much of a bunch of fucking babies is everybody in the not everybody but the higher ups in the cult's organization, grow a fucking dick. You lost a game to fucking drag it through this whole thing. They literally turned it into fucking. |
2:24.0 | An episode of Falcon Crest or Dynasty, I'll go with Dynasty. I never watched either one of those shows, but it always seemed like somebody was getting thrown in a pool, right? |
2:33.0 | They're dressing makeup on whatever I got to be honest with you. I don't even have any fucking I don't even give a shit. Be honest with you. I don't even give a fuck. |
2:42.0 | Once I saw that he got four games and then the fifth game when he was coming back, they were going to be playing against the cult. It was just like, is this like a fucking soap opera? I don't know. I got that same queasy feeling when I used to watch the NF when I was watching the NBA in the 2000s, and I would sit there telling my friends going, this game, this game is fucking fixed. |
3:03.0 | And then that got to the point of saying the NBA is fixed. And of course it was, oh, you got your tin hat on your fucking you were conspiracy theorist. Then what do they do? They find a fucking mobbed up ref who's throwing fucking games. |
3:15.0 | And then I go, well, there you go. I'm vindicated right now. He's like, well, it's just one guy. Oh, yeah, it's just one guy. It's always just one guy. That fucking guy, Oswald, right? It's always just one fucking guy. |
3:30.0 | All of her north just one alley north. He put the whole fucking thing to get it's always it's always just one guy. |
3:38.0 | Let me tell you something. If you're involved in something and you don't feel like you're getting all the information from your other fucking criminals, just know that you're going to be the guy. |
3:48.0 | If shit goes down, you're the guy going to be left holding the fucking bag. They always have that any smart criminal fucking organization always has the guy who's going to be left holding the bag just in case. |
4:01.0 | Just in case to shit hits the fan. Who's our bad guy? All the north. |
4:07.0 | Fuck, I'm going to sit all over stone. |
4:10.0 | Fucking what's his face there? Oh, shot in the gut. Lee Harvey Oswald. |
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