Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burnett. It's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, August 31st, 2015, August 31st, as far as I know, it's the last day of fucking summer.

Maybe it isn't. Maybe some of you consider Labor Day. You know, maybe some of you are those traditionalists where you can't wear white after Labor Day.

Well, tell it to that whore that was on that thing last night that fucking doesn't show videos anymore.

I am, of course, talking about the MTV Music Awards, which I can be honest with, I don't even know that they were on.

I had no idea. My wife knew, and she put them on.

And I remember one point, they were in the background. They were showing the old MTV logo and it was changing all colors and stuff.

And I just always get sad when I see it. Like, what happened? What happened? And where the fuck do they get off?

And I know I'm the one millionth person to say this, but where the fuck do they get off?

Why do they have video music awards when they don't show any music videos?

You know what I mean? Do I have... I don't know. Do I host a fucking show about not being a cunt?

That would be just as hypocritical, right?

By the way, could that chick be trying any fucking harder? Good Lord. We get it. Those dumbass outfits.

You know, every fucking outfit looking like you're gonna go fuck Captain Kirk.

Go back and look at some of the truly shocking shit that people did way back.

I thought you know, fucking freak me out a long time ago was Marilyn Manson.

The first time that guy came out and he's saying the beautiful people.

And he was... I don't know what the fuck he was wearing. It was something...

I think it was that thing that women wore back in the day when they try to make their waist really small.

Is that a corset? He had that and like his fucking awful ass hanging out.

And he had like these contact lenses that made him look like a husky.

I was just like, what the fuck is that? You know, running around out there like jailbait with the fucking tongue hanging out and now you're legal.

I was in the other room, right?

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