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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-28-17

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2017

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about lightning, sing songs and Buccaneers.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before

0:06.2

Friday Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you. I'm just checking in

0:15.9

on you. Seeing how you're doing. How are you today? Huh? Are you upset Thursday after

0:23.8

the Thursday night football? What happened during the song this time that made people

0:29.6

upset and decided that they were going to get all up and arms about their corner of the

0:33.4

fucking world? Unbelievable. I'm so fucking, and how I'm going to be the guy talking.

0:40.1

I'm so fucking listening to people making that thing about what they want it to be about.

0:47.0

It's like that's not what the initial protest was about. If you would like to discuss police

0:50.4

brutality, I'm more than willing to listen to it. I don't want to hear your fucking soliloquy.

0:56.8

All those people who want to be the irreverent, I don't even care. I don't even, of course,

1:02.0

you don't care. It doesn't fuck what they're talking about. It doesn't affect you. It's

1:05.8

not about you. Okay. Who gives a fuck? It's one moment at the beginning of the game,

1:15.8

commenting on something that people are trying to fix. That's all. That's all. My biggest

1:23.5

complaint about tonight's game between the bears and the fucking packers is they stop

1:29.4

the game because there's potential of lightning. God for fucking bid. Somebody gets electrocuted.

1:38.7

It's unbelievable how important human beings still consider other human beings. I just

1:46.2

don't know. It really isn't about that. It's like, you think the NFL gives a fuck about

1:50.8

you. They don't give a shit about you. They don't want you to get electrocuted because

1:55.8

then you can't go out and buy another jersey or another ticket or NFL Sunday ticket. That's

2:01.2

what they care about. And somehow they're going to get blamed, right? Because everybody

2:06.2

in the crowd is going to be like, well, they should have known that God was going to

2:11.0

do that. You should have known what the weather was going to be. You know, there's no more.

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