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🗓️ 2 October 2017
⏱️ 77 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn, it's time for the Monday morning podcast. |
| 0:05.6 | From Monday October, October 2nd. Oh my God. Get out. You fucking bear |
| 0:13.6 | a coup d'et d'oeuvre. It's the fucking fall. It's officially the fall. Isn't it |
| 0:19.6 | lovely? Huh? The leaves turning different colors and falling off the trees and |
| 0:24.9 | crunching under your feet. Halloween comes and then Thanksgiving and it'll be a |
| 0:28.8 | good 7580 degrees with whatever. The ocean's rising but whatever. It's going to be |
| 0:36.5 | very interesting. It's going to be very interesting. Falls. I feel coming up. Oh, do you |
| 0:42.2 | feel it Bill? Was this your own idea? Did you stick your head out the window when |
| 0:46.1 | you're a cesset? Or did you listen to a bunch of shit on TV? All right, you got me. |
| 0:51.4 | You got me, but it is the fall. The fall is one of my favorite seasons. |
| 0:55.8 | What I loved about the fall was the beginning of the school year and I absolutely |
| 1:00.8 | love school. I just when I was a child, I just I crave knowledge. I don't know what it was. |
| 1:06.2 | Of course, the other kids wanted to go outside and play and engage in |
| 1:11.2 | contests of sport, but not me. Now, I just wanted to curl up in the corner. Just couldn't just, |
| 1:16.6 | my mother just couldn't get me enough books. I know. I was obviously, I was obviously |
| 1:23.9 | a non-truth. No, that was true. What I liked about the fall was I got new clothes for school, |
| 1:30.5 | which back then was you got your hammy down from your brother and you got a new pair of sneakers. |
| 1:35.9 | They were new until the first time it fucking rained or something happened and then they |
| 1:40.3 | would just, that was it. Those were your sneakers for a year. You wore sneakers for a year. Your |
| 1:46.8 | mother bought them like a half size or a full size. Too big. Depending if she was trying to gauge, |
| 1:53.2 | when your balls were going to drop, considering how big your feet were going to be. |
| 2:01.7 | Those things back then. There was like nine grades all in one class. |
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