Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-26-24

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2024

⏱️ 129 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about the power of the podcast, Fruit Loops in Europe, and streaming services.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(28:03) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 9-26-24 - Bill rambles about books, sex suits, and road rage.

(01:26:53) - Anything Better NFL Picks & Preview Week 4 with Paul Vizi

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Billy fucking Sick Bay. I'm still working his way through.
0:21.0	Influenza A. Drink it, pedolite. That's where I'm at. You know? It's like,
0:29.7	I'm past the flu, but whatever it took out of of me I haven't figured out what to eat or drink to get to get my
0:37.7	Self back you know it's all because of that goddamn nosy barefoot cowboy I sat next to.
0:44.7	I still can't believe he looked over my shoulder and goes,
0:47.0	when does the play start?
0:50.6	Yeah, just people like that.
0:52.2	It's just like, who fucking raised you?
0:54.0	Where to fuck are your shoes?
0:58.0	Horrible, horrible goddamn people. So anyway, um, I worked out for the first time. I got this new old guy workout. It's
1:07.9	fantastic. High reps, light weights, two sets of everything.
1:13.5	Fuck this three sets.
1:14.6	I've done that, you know, I already did that.
1:17.8	When I was a young man, I used to do three shows Saturday night.
1:20.2	I don't fucking do that anymore.
1:22.4	I'd the one fucking show all right I come out with my
1:26.6	walker on stage God damn it that's it. Speaking of which, I did a benefit show last night at the comedy store.
1:48.5	And I did two shows, I'm not going to get into the tragedy of it. It was just one of the worst stories ever, but anyway, and I'm not glad to you, old Billy was sweating it there,
1:55.0	and not because I'm coming out of the flu there.
1:57.0	Not because I'm walking around with a clammy forehead
2:01.0	for like the last fucking two weeks, you know? I see it. People look at me,
2:06.3	they're like he's he's begun the dying process, you know, and I got to be like, remember
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