Monday Morning Podcast 9-23-24
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 23 September 2024
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about his new Harley, ex's at weddings, and a girl who gets the 'ick'.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning |
| 0:04.9 | podcast for Monday, September 23rd, |
| 0:08.7 | 2024, what's going on? How are you? |
| 0:14.0 | Sorry, oh Billy flu bag, still getting over the flu. |
| 0:18.0 | Influenza A, not B. I went first class with the flu. |
| 0:23.0 | Influenza A and I gotta tell you man I almost feel like I'm back. |
| 0:30.0 | By tomorrow I ought to be good. |
| 0:32.0 | Holy shit. Where did September go? Oh Billy was just |
| 0:37.3 | laying in bed just thrashing about getting the sweats getting the chills. |
| 0:42.1 | Fucking headache. 10 straight goddamn days, |
| 0:45.6 | and now this is just just to fall out. |
| 0:47.9 | You know what is, is when you get into your golden years |
| 0:50.8 | like myself, you can't shake off the flu the way you used to. |
| 0:54.8 | You know, I remember when I had the flu when I was a kid, I was still doing blow, you know, |
| 1:01.2 | just to test your body, to push the limits of it. |
| 1:05.4 | No, I never tried cocaine in my life. |
| 1:07.7 | You know, it's one of my big regrets, never OD. |
| 1:11.0 | I'm kidding. |
| 1:14.0 | All right, well, we're going to get through this podcast. |
| 1:20.0 | We're just going to hold our hands and we're going to put our heads down and we're going to do what we need to do. |
| 1:24.7 | Oh God, here come the sweats again. |
| 1:27.2 | It's just been fucking Billy clamshell over here. |
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