Monday Morning Podcast 9-30-24

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Bill rambles about red flags, the Oakland Athletics, and responses to 'ew ick' girl.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on man? It's Bill Byrd, it's time for the Monday morning
0:06.9	podcast for Monday, September 30th, 2024, 2024.
0:15.0	Oh, Billy Flue Bug, no more.
0:20.0	I can take big inhales and exhale and I am not coughing. I am no longer contagious.
0:30.9	My apologies to the two old people I killed inadvertently down at the diner.
0:37.0	You know, when you're an old school guy like me, I'm not even old school.
0:41.0	At some point you're not old school, you're just old, right?
0:44.4	You're just a fucking old man. That's what I am. And you do old people's shit.
0:52.3	Like you go to a diner, you get some bacon and eggs, I can't have the toast, right?
0:58.0	You buy a newspaper, you sit there and you read it and you shake your head. You strike up a conversation with the person next to you.
1:09.0	All right? That's called being an old person. Now, theICO people try to make it that's a GEICO dad. It's not it's not it's called being
1:17.5	fucking old. There's a fine line between being old and being I think being a dad. I think being a guyco dad is you more sort of
1:26.8	positive and all of a sudden you feel like you need to be everybody's life coach. And then
1:31.8	after you fuck up your own family and after all your blood
1:35.1	sweat and tears she leaves you anyways and your kids resent you then you become
1:39.4	the fucking bitter old man my day you wouldn't get away with that for two shakes of a lamp sale.
1:47.2	I think I was born that way.
1:51.2	I went right to be in a fucking grumpy old man.
1:54.0	Anyway, yeah, just always, always looking at the group rather than participating or being in the group.
2:05.0	You know, what's wrong, Bill?
2:07.8	What were you afraid of?
2:10.3	Why couldn't you join the Cub Scout?
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