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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-3-17

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2017

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about the Mooch, the Coast Guard and the Outcast Network.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burnett's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast and

0:11.6

Just check it in. I'm just checking in on you

0:14.8

Just checking in on you. What's going on? Oh, it's been a sad week

0:19.4

You know for stand-up comedian since been a sad week

0:23.5

Joe de Rosa has decided to retire. No kidding

0:26.4

Um

0:28.0

Why did I pick why did I pick Joe de Rosa?

0:30.9

Because his birthdays coming up everybody wish Chota Rosa happy birthday on Sunday

0:36.0

All right on Twitter

0:39.0

You call them twinkle toes

0:41.9

You call them whatever you want, but just just just wishing my happy birthday anyways

0:47.0

Um, what am I talking about here? Uh, it's a sad day in stand-up comedy because uh that fucking scaramucci guy got fired

0:55.1

I know what happened a few days ago, but I don't pay attention

0:59.6

I don't do a podcast every couple of days. What do you want from me? Huh? Well, you know, we'd like a ther, you know

1:04.2

You know some douchebag sent me something on Twitter. He goes hey, Bill, please read the news before you do your podcast

1:10.4

Um north Korea shot off a nuclear warhead or a missile or something and I'm saying my head

1:16.0

I wasn't nuclear with some sort of ballistic whatever the fuck that means

1:19.6

To giant M80 that could make it to Chicago. That's the way I heard it

1:22.8

And I looked it up and it wasn't nuclear. So I wrote him back. I said

1:26.6

I go

1:28.4

It wasn't nuclear you fucking dope stuff acting like you're too smart to listen to my dumb podcast

1:34.1

I don't know and then when I call people out on them they go. Oh, she's looking for a reaction. Oh, where you?

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