Monday Morning Podcast 8-7-17

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2017

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about the New York Times Crossword puzzle, taking a bath and saying Nuke-You-Lar.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:03.0	It's Bill Byrne, it's time for the Monday Morning Podcast from Monday, August 7th.
0:07.8	Lucky 7th 2017, what's going on?
0:11.7	Dude, he said 7, I thought 7 and then he yelled lucky 7, dude.
0:17.2	I'm going to play that fucking number.
0:20.3	Dude, I'm going down to Christie's and I'm getting me a fucking set for life, getting
0:25.3	seven of them.
0:26.3	Why can't I fucking hear myself?
0:27.7	I'm screaming loud enough, aren't I?
0:29.9	You know, people when you're not talented, what you have to do is yell.
0:33.4	If you don't believe that, watch my fucking last fucking whatever, I don't know how many
0:40.7	special I've done.
0:41.9	You know, when you talk in the amount of shit I do, why can't I hear myself the way I
0:46.2	want to hear myself?
0:48.2	Why can't I hear me the way I used to?
0:52.0	Am I going deaf?
0:53.0	Is that what's going on?
0:54.0	How's that?
0:55.0	Is that too much?
0:56.0	Hello, hello, test one, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two.
0:59.5	What the fuck is with this thing?
1:01.8	Do I have an answer on some sort of fucking parental mode?
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