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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 8-20-15

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2015

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about fat people, Jared from Subway and getting a bicycle.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just

0:06.9

before Friday Monday morning podcast and

0:10.0

I'm just checking in on you man. How's your week going? You know, August 20th. Holy shit.

0:21.7

Where is the summer going? Oh, Billy fucking fat kicks. Oh, pasty tits

0:27.0

himself is still been staying on the diet. I weighed myself this morning down to

0:31.9

a buck 68 and change my head of schedule. So it's gonna be a buck 68 by Sunday.

0:36.7

But I actually I started eating a little more pro actually have increased the

0:42.0

calories because I remember a long time ago that dude who plays Wolverine in

0:46.8

the X-Men. He was saying like towards the end when he wanted to get completely

0:51.3

shredded like he was eating like a whole chicken every day. So you know that was

0:57.5

like probably 3.4 seconds worth of information. So rather than going oh why

1:02.5

don't I research that and see how to do it properly. I just go okay okay guy I'm

1:07.5

playing Wolverine and I just fucking go with it. So there was also some diet

1:13.5

this lady put me on like fucking 15 years ago and I vaguely remembered like at

1:18.8

four o'clock and six o'clock. Yeta protein the size the palm of your hand with

1:23.3

the vegetable. But both at four and at six. She kept your fruits before your

1:28.2

fruit cakes there before 12. I don't fucking all I know is it's been working for

1:31.9

me. It's been working for me. So I got this closet thing on the outside of the

1:39.5

house. I got this it they put a concrete floor and put some shelves up so I can

1:43.7

get some of this shit out of my fucking garage because I don't want to be that

1:46.8

guy. I don't be that guy with all the shit in his garage right. Like every time

1:50.9

there's something where do we put that out throw it in the garage throw it in the

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